Top ten things overheard at last night’s Grammys
10. “How are LeAnn Rimes and Busta Rhymes related, exactly?”
9. “Yes, I’m Vanilla Ice. Now can I show you to your seat?”
8. “In what month is thing scheduled to end?”
7. “What’s the difference between ‘Album of the Year’ and ‘Record of the Year’?”
6. “Exactly when did Taylor Swift join Cirque du Soleil?”
5. “I hear Snoop Dogg got endorsement deals in both Colorado and Washington State.”
4. “I haven’t seen this many commercials since the Clios.”
3. “This year they’re giving a Grammy for Artist Whose CD Was Easiest To Open.”
2. “I’m glad Adele mentioned she was pregnant. For a second there I thought she was up for Best Group Performance.”
1. “Excuse me, but I want to introduce Lady Gaga to the Goo Goo Dolls…Gaga, Goo Goo!…Goo Goo, Gaga!…Oh, and look who just came in: Kajagoogoo!”
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