Top ten San Francisco 49ers’ excuses
10. “For some reason, we never received our pregame ‘care package’ from Lance Armstrong.”
9. “We’re confused. Since when is it not best out of seven?”
8. “Too much pre-game gumbo.”
7. “After halftime, instead of the game, all we could talk about was whether or not Beyoncé was lip-synching.”
6. “We used to get all our carbs from Twinkies.”
5. “Nobody warned us that the Ravens would keep pushing and shoving us like that.”
4. “It’s hard to concentrate when you’re worried about the debt ceiling.”
3. “In the second half, we were all still grossed out by that hot chick making out with that pudgy nerd.”
2. “Our quarterback just got dumped by his imaginary girlfriend.”
1. “We kept getting our plays from the wrong Harbaugh brother.”
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