Top ten Christmasy double-entendres
Posted on December 24th, 2012 by Bob Sullivan
10. Stuffing the stocking
9. Unwrapping your presents
8. Trimming the tree
7. Roasting your chestnuts
6. Making eggnog
5. Putting the bird in the oven
4. Choosing either breast or leg
3. Pulling your cracker
2. Donning your gay apparel
1. Coming down the chimney
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