Top ten things Christopher Columbus would say if he were alive today
10. “Is Joan Rivers still around? We dated in high school.”
9. “Yes the voyage was long and arduous – kind of like Jet Blue with legroom.”
8. “If I knew it was going to lead to Jersey Shore, I would have stayed in Spain.”
7. “Did anybody ever find the East Indies?”
6. “How would I get to the city called ‘Me, Ohio’?”
5. “We had a ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy on the Santa Maria, as well.”
4. “Where can I get my hands on that iPhone 5?”
3. “My God! All you Indians have gotten so fat!”
2. “I’m 561 years old. Shouldn’t somebody be calling the Guinness people?”
1. “Why do Republicans keep asking me why I didn’t fall off the edge?”
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