Top ten signs you’ve chosen the wrong college
10. They boast “fewer faculty felons than last year”
9. You were admitted because you were able to sketch a picture of a turtle you saw on a book of matches
8. The only books in their library contain nothing but names, addresses, and phone numbers
7. It makes Bob Jones University look like Harvard
6. The college application was an insert in a McDonald’s menu
5. The school’s Latin motto is “Non Impediti Ratione Cogitationis” (“Unencumbered by the Thought Process”)
4. The photo on the cover of the college catalogue: Johnny Knoxville
3. When you ask if the college is well endowed, the school president pulls down his zipper
2. Their biggest fraternity is Singa Phi Nothing
1. There’s only one ‘L’ in ‘COLEGE’
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