Top ten rejected prom themes
Posted on May 28th, 2012 by Bob Sullivan
10. Moon Over Newark
9. Limo Rental or College Tuition?
8. Sorry I Knocked You Up
7. I’ve Had My Fill of Clearasil
6. Give ’Em Enough Grope
5. Not Even Burger King Is Hiring
4. Abstinence Makes the Fond Grow Harder
3. How to Fake an I.D.
2. STD-palooza!
1. Journey to the Center of My Pants
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tastless. . . (but funny)