Top ten things I miss about Rick Santorum
10. His last name, which is so much fun to Google
9. His views on reproductive rights and pornography, making him unappealing to both women and men
8. The fact that he has evidently fantasized about man-on-dog action
7. Lines like “You are black by the color of your skin. You are not homosexual, necessarily, by the color of your skin”
6. The innocent deer-in-the-headlights look in his eyes whenever he talks about Evolution or Global Warming
5. His being one of the greatest thinkers of the Eighteenth Century
4. His holier-than-thou smirky little fuckface
3. My having invested all my discretionary funds in a company that makes sweater vests
2. The fact that, while Romney may be batshit crazy, Santorum leaves him in the dust
1. How he’s just so gay!
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