Bob Sullivan's top ten everythingsports

Top ten rejected names for baseball teams

10. The New York Dolls

9. The Philadelphia Cream Cheese

8. The Seattle Frasiers

7. The Boston Beaners

6. The Charlotte Raes

5. The Fort Worth Their Weight In Gold

4. The Phoenix Envy

3. The Major League Assholes

2. The Austin Powers

1. The Corpus Christi Chris Christies
 

Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything appears every Monday.

Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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