Top ten good things about having the flu
10. When you call in sick, it doesn’t involve nearly as much playacting
9. You can get drunk on NyQuil even if you’re underage
8. When members of the opposite sex avoid you like the plague, you can blame the flu
7. You can catch up on your daytime soaps
6. The show “Working It” almost seems kinda funny when you’re delirious with a fever
5. When you’re rude and obnoxious, you have a good excuse
4. You like it when people say you’re hot, even if they’re only feeling your forehead
3. When you call into work, it’s nice to tell the truth for a change
2. You get such a kick, secretly licking the dinner plate of people you hate
1. You can lay around in your jammies all day and not look like a lazy slob
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