Top ten excuses of Malcolm Brenner, who just wrote a book about his sexual relations with a dolphin
10. As a youth, he was always having wet dreams
9. They were thrown together when he was out scuba diving one day and accidentally got caught up in a tuna net
8. After seeing the recent Morgan Freeman movie, he was inspired to go out and get some of that ‘dolphin tail’
7. He loves the ocean, but felt a non-mammal would be a bit too kinky
6. He was trying to make his goldfish jealous
5. In his teens, he completely flipped for Flipper
4. He thought a killer whale might be a bit too risky
3. He didn’t fall in love with her on porpoise
2. There was just something about her ‘come hither’ blowhole
1. He always heard Finnish girls were the best
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