Bob Sullivan's top ten everythingsports

Top ten rejected names for baseball teams

10. The Green Bay Groinpulls

9. The Utica Underachievers

8. The San Diego Chickens

7. The Boston Beibers

6. The Albuquerque Herky-Jerkies

5. The Seattle Steroids

4. The Fightin’ Amish

3. The San Francisco Prissies

2. The Major League Assholes

1. The Washington Weiners
 

Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything appears every Monday.

Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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One Response to “Top ten rejected names for baseball teams”

  1. LOL … good post, as usual … thanks for sharing.

    As a former Albuquerque Dukes fan (they’re now the Isotopes, or something), I rather LIKE Albuquerque-Herkey-Jerkeys!

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