Top ten Anthony Weiner excuses
10. “To prove I’m a good Democrat, I wanted to demonstrate that I lean a bit to the left.”
9. “I just love showing off Little Anthony and the Imperials.”
8. “I was confused by the term ‘junk e-mail’.”
7. “I wanted to show how hard it is to be a senator.”
6. “I was auditioning for a Calvin Klein ad.”
5. “As a forward thinker, I wanted to point the way.”
4. “I just wanted to answer the age-old question: Boxers or briefs?”
3. “When I originally said that I had been hacked, I was referring to my circumcision.”
2. “I am very proud of the staff I have under me.”
1. “For those who were confused about how to pronounce my last name, I wanted to send them a visual reminder.”
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