Top ten signs you’ve eaten too much on Thanksgiving
10. You’re mistaken for a runaway Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon
9. You had to let out your shower curtain
8. At the beach, compassionate surfers keep trying to push you back in the ocean
7. This morning, the display on your bathroom scale read “Holy crap!”
6. You’re constantly asked what circus you work for
5. Your bellybutton suddenly popped out like one of those turkey thermometers
4. You’re sweating yams
3. NASA is planning to launch a rocket in the hopes of photographing the other side of you
2. So far, twelve people have referred to you as “Mr. Limbaugh”
1. Whenever anyone says, “Please pass the Butterball,” somebody grabs you
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Great list, Bob. Every one’s a winner!