Top ten signs your son is on steroids
10. Has pictures of Barry Bonds all over his bedroom
9. During gym class rope climb, he yanked down half the ceiling
8. He’s always Googling “the best way to get around urine tests”
7. His personal trainer: Alex Rodriguez’s cousin
6. This year he’s a starting fullback; last year he was an oboist in the school band
5. Buys all his clothes at Big, Tall & ’Roidy
4. Makes Lou Ferrigno look like Justin Bieber
3. He shaves twice a day, and he’s in the fifth grade
2. His right arm is enormous, and he doesn’t masturbate
1. He doesn’t masturbate, because there’s nothing to hold onto
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