Top ten ways the airlines are saving money
10. For in-flight meals, the main course is whatever birds fly into the engines.
9. Pay toilets and a five-drink minimum.
8. During cold and flu season, all afflicted passengers are entitled to one suck off the communal lozenge.
7. Standing room only.
6. In-flight entertainment consists of three gay flight attendants doing their version of Streetcar.
5. Salted peanuts: Free. Bottled water: $10 a bottle.
4. Oxygen mask compartments replaced with overpriced vending machine snacks.
3. All meals: BYOB.
2. Copilots considered “optional.”
1. Seatbelt rentals.
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