Top ten things overheard at Chelsea Clinton’s wedding
Posted on August 2nd, 2010 by Bob Sullivan
10. “Did you catch Hillary’s lace pantsuit?”
9. “Bill and one of the bridesmaids are missing.”
8. “Look! It’s the Salahis!”
7. “Who’s playing the part of Chelsea?”
6. “This is the closest we could get to a royal wedding?! We never should have left the British Empire!”
5. “Bill and another one of the bridesmaids are missing.”
4. “Reinforce the perimeter! Roger Clinton’s trying to crash the wedding!”
3. “This is even bigger than the Bristol Palin-Levi Johnston wedding!”
2. “Now Bill and all of the bridesmaids are missing.”
1. “Who let that Marc Mezvinsky in here? Oh, he’s the groom?”
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No. 11: Is that Monica Lewinsky with Marc Mezvinsky? Isn’t it cute that they rhyme?