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Top ten ways NBC plans to fill the 10-to-11 slot, now that Jay Leno’s been cancelled

10. Outtakes from The Office

9. The Numa Numa Guy

8. A test pattern

7. Law & Order: Mail Fraud Unit

6. Jimmy Fallon

5. Canadian Curling Championships

4. A couple sitting on their couch, watching the cop show Southland on TNT

3. YouTube videos of guys getting hit in the goolies

2. Reruns of whatever was on from 9 to 10

1. Jeff Zucker’s home movies
 

Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything appears every Monday.

Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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One Response to “Top ten ways NBC plans to fill the 10-to-11 slot, now that Jay Leno’s been cancelled”

  1. There is nothing wrong with a steady dose of curling.

    Grab the Molson Candian and some tourtiere, it’d be a good night.

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