Top ten suggested alternate titles for Sarah Palin’s new book (coming out tomorrow)
Posted on November 16th, 2009 by Bob Sullivan
10. How John McCain Ruined My Chances to Become VP
9. Stalin, Hitler, Levi Johnston, & Tina Fey
8. Why We Should Rename It the Exxon National Wildlife Refuge
7. How to Look Sharp for Only $150,000
6. If I Put On My Extra-Strong Glasses, I Can See Parts of Europe, Too!
5. Sniping Baby Seals from a Chopper
4. Me?! A Female Pit Bull?! You Betcha!
3. Winners Never Quit, and Qui…Oh, Never Mind
2. The Importance of “Abstinence Only” for Nonrelatives
1. If Ya Think I Speak Good, Wait’ll Ya Read This Friggin’ Book!
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Goin’ Rogue.
(She forgot to drop the “g”.)
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