Top ten rejected names for baseball teams
Posted on August 10th, 2009 by Bob Sullivan
10. The Bangor Maniacs
9. The San Pedro Pedrophiles
8. The Washington Bailouts
7. The Tampa Bay Windows
6. The Charlotte Webs
5. The San Francisco Bone Smugglers
4. The Detroit Layoffs
3. The Boston CreamPies
2. The Hoboken Hobos
1. The Major League Assholes
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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