Lauren likes TV: Viva Wes and Laurel
On last night’s Bachelorette, Jillian made the decision to not spend the night with the guys she really has a connection with, which was very unslutty of her. Good for her. However, that line of mierda went to mierda once she invited Ed back to the suite for some horizontal flamenco. One-on-ones in Spain:
Kiptyn
Jillian keeps referring to the incredible chemistry she has with Kiptyn. That’s because he’s hot, Jill. However, his hotness barely makes up for his dullness. He may have a 12-pack, but there’s not one funny bone in his body. Where is this energy she speaks of? You don’t have to give her a ring, but since she’s obviously smitten with you, can you give us viewers some personality? You’re a snoozzzzzzzzzzze.
Reid
It takes a long time for you to fall in love… we get it. But hello, Reid, that’s normal. Maybe this isn’t the show for you. You can’t force yourself to fall in love no matter how hard you try and if for some reason you do convince yourself, you’re in trouble. Like Kiptyn, if you don’t want to propose after 6 weeks it’s understandable, but stop blabbering about it. You have something Kiptyn doesn’t have and that’s funniness. You’re goofy, you’re sweet and she likes you. Don’t ruin it by rambling on about your fear of commitment. You may have a hard time talking about your feelings, but you don’t have a hard time talking.
Ed
Kissing in the fountain? What was that about? Kissing by the fountain wouldn’t have been good enough? First you leave and now she’s gotta move to Chicago for you? So you can keep the career you left her for the first time around? Considering you bailed there, would you consider going to Vancouver? And you got to go to the fantasy suite for an overnighter? Am I the only one lost? And why is it that I like Ed a lot?
Wes
Hate to break it to you Wes, but you’re in Spain, not Mexico. I’m willing to bet my life that he ordered a black bean burrito at his first meal. His act is terrible. Jillian finally somewhat called you out on your crap, in a dumb naive way. What I got from that whole debacle was that you purposely said the word girlfriend so you could get back to Texas and kick off your career. If your singing is anything like your acting, you’re gonna be one sorry buckaroo.
The Rose Ceremony
“I’ll be back at home having lots of sex.” Adios you redneck loser. You’ll be doing nothing more than playing with your band and your dog at some sawdust bar drinking Colt 45 and Moonshine. Cling cling cling cling…
Ed’s got this in the bag.
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Genius. I’m dying. I don’t like any of them for her. She blew it when she sent Michael home last week. He was sweet, funny and really liked her. She made a mistake and my gut tells me this one aint ending well at all. If spEd is the best she can do, she’s in big trouble. He is all about career. No way he’s blowing off a day of work to go skydiving or do something fun like Jill claims to love to do. She’s a putz.
I agree…none of the 3 remaining are heart-stoppers. And the phrase “amazing chemistry” is so over-used…is it me, or is this all that exists on the “other side.” I saw more chemistry during my 8th grade lab class than I have on this show!! Ed, Reid and Kiptyn are really all quite boring…Wes is in a whole category to himself – he is just grotesque! I had thought that it would be a good idea to start a worldwide boycott of his CD – one should not profit when they have no honor!!
…oh and the “Spain not Mexico” comment – so TRUE!!
I watched this weeks episode 2 times! yeah I was that bored. SEEEEEEEEE what did I say good ol ED! I like him and I think they are perfect together. And yes, WHAT the Heck were they doing going into the damn fountain?? That seemed so set up, I thought I was watching a cheesy Kareoke video. I was over Kiptyn after he took her home to meet the CRAZY mom. Reid, never liked him don’t know why, do you notice in some angles he looks ugly? Wes is an idiot and whoever buys his album is also an idiot! yeah I agree with you I think he purposely said Girlfriend. My Ed does have it in the bag, pack your bags Jillian you’re moving to Chicago.