The Octomom’s top ten Mother’s Day gifts

The Octomom’s top ten Mother’s Day gifts

Posted on May 11th, 2009 by Bob Sullivan

10. A siloful of Pampers

9. A five-gallon baby bottle with an octopus-shaped nipple

8. An in vitro sterilization kit

7. A birth video (extended director’s cut)

6. A gigantic shoe with room for 15

5. A copy of Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal

4. Free spaying or neutering by Bob Barker

3. Name tags for all the kids

2. Four wet nurses

1. An inflatable Octodad

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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.