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Top ten items being auctioned off from Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch

10. One gross of surgical masks

9. His first nose

8. His subpoena collection

7. Tito

6. The Elephant Man’s bones

5. His ninth nose

4. Bubbles the Chimp’s bones

3. A mobile made out of dangling babies

2. A water bed that sleeps 20 (10 adults)

1. His current nose

Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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One Response to “Top ten items being auctioned off from Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch”

  1. What about the veil he uses to cover his face or his marriage license to Lisa Marie or the pillow case he uses to cover his kid’s heads when they are out in public or the hands he used to dangle his kid off a balcony or….. oh man… there are just too many! Glad you narrowed it to 10.

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