Top ten things Wall Street executives plan to buy with their bonuses
Posted on February 9th, 2009 by Bob Sullivan
10. Solid gold toilets, to replace their gold-plated ones.
9. More homes than John McCain can count.
8. A tree that really does grow money.
7. Diamonds on the soles of their shoes
6. Costa Rica
5. A real 100 Grand Candy Bar
4. A “World’s Wealthiest Man” coffee mug
3. Special glasses that block out the sight of “poor” people (6 figures or less annual income)
2. Their dignity (though they won’t have nearly enough cash).
1. More Congressman, to vote for their next round of bailouts.
Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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