Top ten career plans for Rod Blagojevich
Posted on February 2nd, 2009 by Bob Sullivan
10. Raymour & Flanigan salesman specializing in seats.
9. Professional liar.
8. Environmental activist (after changing first name to ‘Erin‘).
7. Stand-up comedian with routine “Seven words you can say on the telephone.”
6. Spokesman for Jacquin’s Peach Schnapps with catch phrase “It’s im-peachy keen!”
5. eBay auctioneer.
4. Corrupt private citizen.
3. Ethics advisor to Wall Street executives.
2. Spokesman for Alberto VO5.
1. Prison laundry.
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#2 just cracked me up!
If I were in the slammer I wouldn’t want to trust him with my laundry.