Top ten little known facts about werewolves
Posted on October 27th, 2014 by Bob Sullivan
10. They prefer the name “lycanthropes”
9. During a half moon, they become slightly hairy
8. They actually get along great with vampires
7. Favorite singer: Warren Zevon
6. Wolfsbane doesn’t work, but silver bullets do
5. Most of them vote Republican
4. Thought Jack Nicholson was a lot cooler than Lon Chaney, Jr. or Taylor Lautner
3. Wolfman Jack was a fraud
2. It’s very dangerous to moon them
1. Prefer the Schick Quattro to the Gillette Mach 3, but what they really need is a five-blade razor
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wow you even were able to work in an anti-republican comment based upon a mythological creature. bravo sir, you are indeed a generic democrat.
I never said anything about Republicans being corporate lackeys or disenfranchising minorities with, say, the recent Texas de facto poll tax. All I said was that werewolves tend to vote Republican, which can only be construed as anti-Republican if you are prejudiced against our country’s proud indigenous Lupine-American population.