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Top ten Mitt Romney campaign slogans

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10. MITT! – Let’s Go Back to the Policies that Put Us in the Toilet in the First Place!

9. “Vote for Me – or You’re Fired!”

8. He’ll Strap Our Economy to the Roof of His Car!

7. Romney: The Stormin’ Mormon!

6. He’s just like you: His valet puts his pants on one leg at a time!

5. He Believes in America! (& the Caymans!)

4. The Only Candidate in Magic Underwear!

3. More Flip-Flops than a Hermosa Beach Shoe Store

2. Mitt Happens!

1. ROMNEY! – Drop the first letter, and switch the next two!

 

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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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