Top ten suggested wedding gifts for Prince William of Wales and Kate Middleton
Posted on April 25th, 2011 by Bob Sullivan
10. A gift certificate to Scepters R Us
9. The latest CD from Prince
8. Gold bricks
7. An English-American dictionary
6. An athletic cup to protect the crown jewels
5. The illusion that their family still has some power
4. A nightie from Queen Victoria’s Secret
3. A sobriety test for the future Princess Kate’s personal driver
2. Something to read on the throne
1. Nothing (what could you possibly get them that they don’t already have?)
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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