10. “Run for your lives! The electric carving knife has a mind of its own!”
9. “I didn’t have to stuff the turkey; it wasn’t hollow!”
8. “John, when you said you were bringing your new soulmate, Terry, we just assumed she was female.”
7. “It takes me a whole friggin’ year to forget how much I hate each and every one of you!”
6. “I realize it’s called that by some people, but can’t you just call it ‘white meat’?”
5. “Sorry about the pies. One’s pumpkin and one’s mincemeat, but don’t ask me which is which.”
4. “Yeah, my flat screen TV’s busted….Hey! Where ya goin’? We haven’t had dinner yet!”
3. “9-1-1? How do you get someone out of a tryptophan-induced coma?”
2. “Me? I’m thankful Thanksgiving just comes once a year!”
1. “You ate so much turkey, your belly button just popped like one o’ them Butterball thermometers!”
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