Kagan the mother of Trig Palin
Posted on May 12th, 2010 by Colin Cohen
Andrew Sullivan, America’s premiere investigative journalist, who once famously kinda proved Sarah Palin was not the mother of her soi-disant son Trig — and who’s been furiously tracking the sexual orientation of Supreme Court nominee Elana Kagan — has unearthed the startling discovery that Kagan is in fact the real mother of Trig.
“Kagan has no alibi for the night of Trig’s birth,” said Sullivan, “and refuses to answer my questions on the subject. What is she trying to hide? Could this whole ‘is she gay?’ thing be nothing more than a smokescreen to hide the real truth? Like all my allegations, it’s true until proven otherwise.”
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Is Andrew Sullivan saying that Sarah Palin and Elena Kagan are lesbian lovers who have a child together? Can you imagine what progressives are going to do when they hear about that– so much for Kagan’s swift and easy confirmation!
Sullivan: Keep following this story, bravely, no matter where it leads. We’re all counting on you.
This is from the John McCain School of Humor, right? Which goes all the way up to the third grade.
“Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?” asked Jokester John.
“Because her father is Janet Reno,” answered he.
Oh, the number of knees that were slapped over that one!