February 28, 2010
I dream there is a campus celebration and two girls are practicing their magic act. One of them can have her arms penetrate solid objects despite the fact that her thumbs are tied together. I appreciate this trick and I would like to invite these girls to perform in a show with me. Unfortunately, the word comes down that the puppets are running amok. We must kill them. That’s not too hard to do since they’re made out of cloth and they’re not that strong.

June 6, 2001
I dream I work as an attendant on a tower of death ride. My one job is to look for problems and push a panic button. At the end of the day, I am dropped off at a mall/arcade near my house and I run into Dan, who is trying to impress a young lady. The young lady instantly takes a shine to me. I charm her by using my foot as a puppet.

April 8, 1999
I dream a beloved female dog is capable of various transformations. Sometimes she’s a live dog, other times she’s a puppet dog, and at still other times she’s an animated dog. In her live phase, the dog wants to get fucked and when a likely candidate comes to her home she transforms into her animated self to check whether or not the other dog has balls. She’s very happy the dog has balls.

“Fred’s Dreams” appears every Wednesday.

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