The latest Apple rumor: the iShit
Posted on April 4th, 2010 by Colin Cohen
Rumors are flying out of Cupertino about a new Apple device, the iShit. Expected to be priced from $499, the iShit will be the first consumer product made entirely from human feces. While the iShit won’t necessarily do anything spectacular (or anything whatsoever), the Apple logo will be prominently displayed on its case.
Analysts expect demand to be high.
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The first device made completely out of shit, the iShit, won’t do shit?
Oh, great … that means still ANOTHER news story about people lining-up overnight to be the first ones to get their iS*** together.
:-)
$499 is a great price for a new apple product– I can’t wait to get mine!
WFTC Correction:
Yes, indeed, this article included the typo “iShit” where in fact “iPoop” should appear. The double “p” won over apple management for obvious reasons. The “iBM” ran a strong second but came too dangerously close to breaking copyright law.
Sorry for our mistake.
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Why not, everything else they have / make is a piece of crap!!!!!
The ishit? That’s bullshit