10. “Is Sandra Bullock nominated for All About Steve?”
9. “I’m glad they made it ten Best Picture nominees; before, the show never seemed to drag enough.”
8. “Who’s up for Best Boy?”
7. “I’d like to see those District 9 aliens and those Avatar aliens in a steel cage match.”
6. “I thought Mo’Nique was u’Nique.”
5. “They gotta be fixed; I mean, Paul Blart: Mall Cop deserved something!”
4. “I never realized that the Oscar is just chocolate wrapped in tinfoil.”
3. “I hear that Stanley Tucci is all hands.”
2. “Who cares about Best Picture? My favorite is Best Sound Mixing!”
1. “It’s too bad they don’t have televisions on Pandora.”
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus [4] (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 [5] and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
Latest posts by Bob Sullivan (Posts [6])
- Top ten reasons this will be my last Top Ten List [7] - April 30, 2018
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- Top ten more alcohol one-liners [9] - April 16, 2018
- Top ten more dog one-liners [10] - April 9, 2018
- Top ten revelations in the Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes interview [11] - April 2, 2018