10. It’s a heartwarming story about two senior citizens trying to figure out how to get their cable television to work
9. The actors were told, “Improvise! That way we don’t have to hire any writers”
8. The Motion Picture Association of America rated your film PG for “Particularly Ghastly”
7. It has one or more Transformers in it
6. The opening and closing credits actually meet in the middle
5. It’s called The Love Guru II
4. All the actors are gerbils
3. The iPhone product placements detract from the Biblical setting
2. Instead of 3-D glasses, you’re supposed to wear sleep masks
1. It was directed by Marvin Scorsese
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus [4] (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 [5] and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
Latest posts by Bob Sullivan (Posts [6])
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- Top ten more dog one-liners [10] - April 9, 2018
- Top ten revelations in the Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes interview [11] - April 2, 2018