Once you start keeping an eye out for Satan, he seems to pop up everywhere. Thanks to HP Lovecraft I now have a link to an English language report on the Satanists arrested in Yaroslavl in 2008. And here’s even more info on Russia’s cannibal Satanists. Foul stuff, indeed.

Meanwhile I was sent this video of some Black Metal enthusiasts performing a Satanic show and tell for their classmates which has to be seen to be believed. I’m a bit late on this one as it’s had over a hundred thousand hits. But better late than never: [Read more →]

Tags: art & entertainment, travel & foreign lands by Daniel Kalder
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In the movie Tapeheads — perhaps the last film featuring Tim Robbins in which the actor’s entertainment value outweighed his self-regard — a disreputable record producer named “Mo Fuzz” induced aspiring video producers played by Robbins and John Cusack to make music videos “on spec.” In case you didn’t know, “on spec” means “do this for free and maybe you’ll impress me so much that you’ll make some money in the undefined future.” If you’re a writer these days, everybody seems to be Mo Fuzz. And plenty of folks taking the Fuzzes of the world up on their speculative offers seem unconcerned as to whether the effort ever pays off. [Read more →]

Tags: books & writing by J.D. Tuccille
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The old train sputtered at such a slow speed that a fast walker could’ve easily overtaken it. Inside one of the cars, a tall, frail man with a ghost-like complexion looked around and noticed that the only passengers remaining were others just like him — men half-alive — men taking their final journey. He almost expected Charon to walk through the door and lead them the rest of the way. He even reached into his pocket for a one-heller coin, just in case. [Read more →]

Tags: books & writing, creative writing by Colin Cohen
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Lost (Tuesday, ABC, 9PM) — Who is the man in black? I don’t even remember the man in black (thank goodness for that recap hour). It seems as if the devilish man in black has the ability to take the form of dead bodies… so I guess Locke really is dead… and it wasn’t really Jack’s father following him around on the island that whole time (or was it?). Oh and the man in black is also the smoke monster.

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Tags: Lauren Likes TV, television by Lauren LaBumbard
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I’m not a Sarah Palin fan.  The idea of a populist “conservative” scares the living day lights out of me.  Conservatism is supposed to be the ideology of people who think independently, who realize that they can’t vote for their own self interest and expect to have a functioning, viable country.

But if the left keeps on dragging her out into the spotlight, she’s going to win high office.

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Tags: politics & government by Mike McGowan
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Everyone watches the Super Bowl, right? I guess I don’t need to ask. Last year’s game fell just short of 100 million viewers. That’s a big number. From the endless pregame show to the commercials to the game itself, it’s all quite a spectacle. I usually enjoy it, although I enjoy it more if I have some kind of rooting interest. Since the Eagles have only made it to the Super Bowl twice in my lifetime (I’m 41), my rooting interest is usually borne of a dislike for one of the teams, as opposed to an actual affinity for anyone. Still, I enjoy the Super Bowl as much as the next guy. You know what I don’t enjoy, though? The halftime shows. [Read more →]

Tags: bad sports, good sports by Alan Spoll
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10. “Honey, tonight dinner’s on me! I have a coupon!”

9. “When I said I hoped you’d give me something special, I didn’t mean Swine Flu.”

8. “I’m so looking forward to spending the coming year with you, Mr. Madoff.”

7. “Table for one? Right this way, Sir!”

6. “We can have hanky, but I’m not quite ready for panky.”

5. “No, offense, but I think you should try out for ‘America’s Least Wanted’.”

4. “We patch leaking tires here; we don’t fix ‘girlfriends’.”

3. “Bad news, Dear: Tonight, in bed, Jay Leno is taking over your old time slot.”

2. “So this year, Valentine’s Day is on the fourteenth?!”

1. “Hi! This is Tiger. Happy Valentine’s Day to my one and only! I love you – ummmm…Who did I call again?”

Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything appears every Monday.

Tags: Bob Sullivan's top ten everything, ends & odd by Bob Sullivan
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Even though I feel sympathy for the plight of the Haitians, I’m the kind of person who LOVES to say “I told you so“.

Reuters:

The protest in the Petionville neighborhood of Port-au-Prince was one of the largest since the January 12 quake that killed more than 200,000 people and left over 1 million homeless. It reflected still simmering anger among survivors over problems in the massive international relief effort.

Aid agencies from around the world have moved tons of rice and other food into Haiti but distributions to the hungry and homeless have been slow and sometimes chaotic.

Tags: politics & government by Mike McGowan
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I can’t take it, this global celebration of American ridiculousness. Everything about it — the overdeveloped man-children “battling” on the gridiron, the “generals” on the sidelines receiving images from spies with a bird’s-eye view of the “trenches,” the pomp and circumstance, the all-too-serious “expert analysis,” the unapologetic commercialism and obedient consumption — is fucking cheap.

Fortunately, there are other options for your viewing pleasure. [Read more →]

Tags: animals, art & entertainment by David A. Brensilver
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What’s worse than being forgotten? Being told you won’t be… then being forgotten anyway. When Pete Sampras retired in 2003, he was proclaimed by many the greatest tennis player ever. Today there remains a small amount of debate over the greatest player, but the experts all agree it ain’t the Greek. Sampras’ primary claim to supremacy was his unprecedented 14 Grand Slam titles. Thanks to a Swiss headband-wearer, 14 is not only precedented, but passe. [Read more →]

Tags: sports by Sean Cunningham
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Dramatis Personae
Mike McGuinn, Secret Service agent
James O’Keefe, conservative enfant terrible
Sean Medlock, a/k/a Jim Treacher

O’KEEFE: Are you sure you can get me into the White House?

MCGUINN: You’re not gonna bug their phones, are you? [Read more →]

Tags: politics & government by Colin Cohen
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The AP has a story today about a kid in Louisiana who was sent home from school for wearing an Indianapolis Colts jersey.

A Louisiana high school student says he was sent home for wearing an Indianapolis Colts jersey Friday — the day the principal encouraged students to wear New Orleans Saints black and gold as the teams get ready to face off in the Super Bowl.

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Tags: education, sports by Ricky Sprague
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“One of these days, Alice…  POW!  Right in the kisser.  Straight to the moon!”

Well, America’s favorite domestic abuser might have been a little more upbeat, were he alive to see these days.  While he never succeeded in putting his his wife on the moon with a killer uppercut, it seems as though the government is finally going to help simplify the process of placing Americans on our closest celestial neighbor.

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Tags: politics & government, science by Mike McGowan
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Kids should be shot. Measles/mumps/rubella (MMR) vaccine does not cause a reaction in children’s bowels that causes autism. What? Bowels? Somebody believed that? Somewhere Jenny McCarthy stamps her little foot and tosses her blond hair, and yet is still not a doctor.

Bigger kids should be wrapped in duct tape. [Read more →]

Tags: diatribes, trusted media & news by Ari McKee
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Following yesterday’s entirely speculative post related to the possibility of Black Metal fans burning down churches in Texas, news reaches us from deepest Russia of an actual, full-on Satanic cult engaged in foul deeds:

Investigators say that the Saransk-based Nobilis Ordo Diaboli group recruited young people from across the region between 2003 and 2009. The cult’s founding members, 24-year-old Belarus national Alexander Kazakov and 23-year-old local Denis Danishin, face a number of charges, ranging from the sexual abuse of minors to battery. [Read more →]

Tags: travel & foreign lands, trusted media & news by Daniel Kalder
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February 3, 2015

A Culvert County second-grader is in critical condition tonight after a SWAT team shot him four times in the process of serving a warrant to check his home for illegal light bulbs.

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Tags: environment & nature, politics & government by Ricky Sprague
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There was an interesting report on the AP today about a bunch of churches which have mysteriously gone up in flames down here in Texas since the new year. Well I say down here but actually it’s quite a drive from Austin to East Texas where most of the incinerated churches used to stand. [Read more →]

Tags: religion & philosophy, trusted media & news by Daniel Kalder
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Apparently, early childhood testing is becoming more and more common. This article in New York Magazine is a must read for anyone with children. Whether you plan on enrolling your kids in private school or not, it’s an incredibly insightful and interesting look inside the world of testing children at a young age and the implications of allowing those tests to further determine the future of these kids. [Read more →]

Tags: family & parenting, going parental by Jaclyn Roth
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Back in the early 1970s I was stationed in Southern California while serving in the Navy. Although I’m a die-hard South Philly guy, I loved my time on the West Coast.

I particularly loved my weekends in Los Angeles, a city I read about as a teenager in the novels of Raymond Chandler and was at that time reading about the city in the novels of Joseph Wambaugh. I had also seen LA as a backdrop in a good number of movies and TV shows growing up. From crime stories to tales of Hollywood, LA was almost a mythical place to me.

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Tags: on thrillers and crime by Paul Davis
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Dietrich Bonhoeffer, a pastor and theologian martyred through his resistance to Adolf Hitler and Nazism, was born on this day in 1906. It was the begining of one of the more significant — if tragically short — lives of the 20th-century. [Read more →]

Tags: religion & philosophy by Jeff McDonald
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