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Bonfire of the Vanities Part II

Dramatis Personae
Mike McGuinn, Secret Service agent
James O’Keefe, conservative enfant terrible
Sean Medlock, a/k/a Jim Treacher

O’KEEFE: Are you sure you can get me into the White House?

MCGUINN: You’re not gonna bug their phones, are you?

O’KEEFE: No, I just want to see if they’re working.

MCGUINN: We better hurry, Obama will be back soon.

TREACHER: Aaahhhhh!

MCGUINN: What the hell was that?

O’KEEFE: Did you hit someone?

MCGUINN: It must’ve been a tire.

TREACHER: Aaahhhhh!

O’KEEFE: Oh my God — it was Jim Treacher!

MCGUINN: Who?

O’KEEFE: A blogger at a competing muckraker. Quick — hit him again.

MCGUINN: I can’t do that!

O’KEEFE: Sure you can. You guys are above the law.

MCGUINN: That’s true. But what if someone’s filming this? I know — let’s leave the scene of the crime, and have some cop give him a jaywalking ticket.

O’KEEFE: That’ll work.

TREACHER: Aaahhhhh!

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One Response to “Bonfire of the Vanities Part II”

  1. The conspiracy to silence “Jim Treacher” is much deeper than any of us previously thought. I expect to see charges brought against Mr. O’Keefe soon, and I expect to hear about them on MSNBC.

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