Dramatis Personae
Mike McGuinn, Secret Service agent
James O’Keefe, conservative enfant terrible
Sean Medlock, a/k/a Jim Treacher
O’KEEFE: Are you sure you can get me into the White House?
MCGUINN: You’re not gonna bug their phones, are you?
O’KEEFE: No, I just want to see if they’re working.
MCGUINN: We better hurry, Obama will be back soon.
TREACHER: Aaahhhhh!
MCGUINN: What the hell was that?
O’KEEFE: Did you hit someone?
MCGUINN: It must’ve been a tire.
TREACHER: Aaahhhhh!
O’KEEFE: Oh my God — it was Jim Treacher!
MCGUINN: Who?
O’KEEFE: A blogger at a competing muckraker. Quick — hit him again.
MCGUINN: I can’t do that!
O’KEEFE: Sure you can. You guys are above the law.
MCGUINN: That’s true. But what if someone’s filming this? I know — let’s leave the scene of the crime, and have some cop give him a jaywalking [1] ticket.
O’KEEFE: That’ll work.
TREACHER: Aaahhhhh!
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