10. The jack-o-lantern is an orange balloon with a Magic Marker Happy Face.
9. The Wolfman is just a shirtless hairy guy.
8. The scariest movie they could find to show is Mariah Carey’s Glitter.
7. It’s February.
6. Sexiest Costume goes to an Ed Asner lookalike.
5. Bobbing for Apples segues into Hunting for Uncle Sid’s Contact Lens.
4. Most of the guests are dressed as their favorite Certified Public Accountants.
3. All the decorations say “HAPPY,” then “BIRTHDAY” is crossed out and “HALLOWEEN” is written above it.
2. Best Costume goes to a guy in a sheet.
1. Instead of candy: leftover meatloaf.
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus [4] (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 [5] and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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