10. That travel agent you went to drunk turned out to be an Army recruiter.
9. The only summer job you could find was as a deer tick tweezerer.
8. Your boss wouldn’t even give you time off for good behavior.
7. Your summer highlight: watching reruns of “The Iron Chef.”
6. First name “Bernard.” Last name “Madoff.”
5. The only nice meal you’ve had out all summer included a two-hour presentation on timeshares.
4. Your sunburn is so bad, drivers stop at you and wait for you to change.
3. The B&B you stayed at has nothing but lumpy Bs and tasteless Bs.
2. The only action you got at the beach was some kelp in your trunks.
1. Due to hard-of-hearing travel agent, instead of Cancun you’ve wound up in Camden.
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