April 13, 2009
I dream I am still in school and the teacher is having students with crystal wine glasses attached to their heads communicate by tapping the glasses with little sticks. The teacher has to leave for a few minutes and we see that the entire school is leaving. Most people start filing out, and I’m curious about what’s going on. Evidently, there had been a presentation on the Nazi holocaust in the auditorium and students were tired of hearing about it. A young man comes to the room with an elaborate visual aid which, by manipulating its many flaps, can change a Star of David into a swastika.

February 10, 2009
I dream I am in a strip mall with my magician friend Forrest. I sit with him on his little sofa and we talk. He shows me a specially prepared pair of pants; there is a hole in the knee and a miniature Forrest head pokes out of the hole. I ask him if he does an “in the hands false riffle shuffle.” When we get the cards out, two stewardesses sit down and we all chat.

April 26, 1994
I dream I am in an entertainment environment and Mitch invites me to go swimming with him. I am reluctant because I don’t want him to see my disturbing, mutating genitals in the locker room. The corona is not there and my urethra sort of hangs off the end. Also, out of the right side of the shaft there is a tiny, dwarf head. The doctor recommends plastic surgery. Ironically, he is a student of mine who is currently trying to finish up an incomplete.

 

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