So You Think You Can Dance was so annoying last night and when I say SYTYCD, I mean Mary. She’s always annoying but she was downright, mother f-in annoying last night. She didn’t shut her trap for one second. I had to pop another Xanax because she was so damn annoying. And did anyone understand a word Lil’ C said? You’re a krump dancer. Can you please use more words like “buck” rather than soliloquy and passion? Overall, I thought the show was disappointing. I have no connection to the dancers yet. Maybe one or two. They all have great talent, but I don’t think I like them yet. Anyway…

Randi & Evan — The only jive I know is the hand jive from Grease, and Cha-Cha DeGregorio was not there last night. But Randi & Evan were. I don’t know what the judges were talking about… I thought they were great and so entertaining. I definitely had “fun”.

Janette & Brandon — It’s about time Lil’ C gave Brandon the props he deserves. How could you not? That was unbelievable. It was just absurd…. like a gigantic disco ball was injected with speed, cocaine and steroids and then exploded. They are an inferno to be reckoned with.

Welcome back Shane Sparks and Brian Friedman. It’s about time that you realized that you’re not so famous without this show, America’s Best Dance Crew or Britney Spears. However, I thought your choreography was disappointing. It seemed a bit regular and after 5 seasons of this show, we as fans expect more. Wade and Mia don’t seem to have flattened out yet… I’d rather see Tabitha and Napoleon hip-hop routines. The judges didn’t think the dancers did the choreography justice. I think it was the other way around.

Another highlight? Kitty Cat’s red frock!  Lookin’ good Ms. Deeley….

Don’t forget to watch the results show tonight… Mia Michaels will be choreographing the group dance!

Tweet  Print This Post

Tags: television // 2 Comments »