September 3, 1999

I dream I am involved with three boys in a plot to blow up a resort area. I want to back out, but one boy is dragging us with him in the wake of his evilness. I find I have to take a leak, so I remove my pants and underpants and rush for the men’s room. Then, I run to the pool area, swim across the crowded pool, speed through the parking lot, and leap, pantsless, behind some rocks. I’m thinking the bomb should have detonated by now, but I’m glad it hasn’t.

October 16, 1996

I dream I am in Neshaminy Mall and several high school girls flirt with me in Roy Rogers. I excuse myself to go to the men’s room, and I have to wait on a long line in which both men and women wait near a row of low, close urinals. I notice a man taking a swim in a shallow pool that is obviously hooked up to the urinals. I tell him he’s disgusting, but he insists there is nothing wrong with what he’s doing.

September 14, 1995

I dream I am at a swimming party with people I knew in high school. Some want to swim nude and I want to join them but I have to get up the nerve. Finally, a very fat and vocal woman decides to swim naked and I figure if she can do it so can I. When I am all ready to take the nude plunge, however, I see that the water is filthy with a layer of sawdust floating on top. I choose not to swim nude.

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