10. They prefer the name “lycanthropes”
9. During a half moon, they become slightly hairy
8. They actually get along great with vampires
7. Favorite singer: Warren Zevon
6. Wolfsbane doesn’t work, but silver bullets do
5. Most of them vote Republican
4. Thought Jack Nicholson was a lot cooler than Lon Chaney, Jr. or Taylor Lautner
3. Wolfman Jack was a fraud
2. It’s very dangerous to moon them
1. Prefer the Schick Quattro to the Gillette Mach 3, but what they really need is a five-blade razor
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus [4] (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 [5] and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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