10. Time is the stuff that keeps everything from happening at once.
9. Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
8. I’ll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.
7. All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
6. Quantum mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of
5. The best things in life aren’t things.
4. It’s never too early to start beefing up your obituary.
3. Don’t sweat the petty stuff. Just pet the sweaty stuff.
2. (for anyone in a relationship) Would you rather be right, or would you rather be happy?
1. Time is an illusion, brought to you by the manufacturers of Space.
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Bob Sullivan is the author of the 1979 cult classic Clonus [4] (also known as Parts: The Clonus Horror), starring Peter Graves, Keenan Wynn and Dick Sargent, which was lovingly sent up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 [5] and was the basis for the 2005 DreamWorks' Michael Bay film The Island, starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. Bob Sullivan’s Top Ten Everything is published on Mondays.
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