With the right advice, art whore won’t blow job
Dear Ruby,
I have a job people often envy. I am a writer in advertising. My friends think I’m cool. However, my boss re-writes everything I turn in. Today, after weeks of research on a new client, I turned in a great bunch of headlines for a magazine ad. She re-wrote them, but obviously had not done the research. Do I give her notes on why her version sucks? The guy next to me says to face the fact that I’m an art whore. I never was a very good whore, so I’m not super comfy with that. What to do?
Thanks,
Peach
Peach, honey,
I think maybe someone doesn’t want to be a very good whore.
Bosses, teachers, editors, pimps — they’re always telling you to do stuff you don’t want to do and then sometimes they’re not even very nice about it. And sometimes they’re dumbasses. If your boss is really a dumbass who’s rewriting your great stuff and turning in her own crappy stuff (and hopefully not passing it off as yours), the market/management/clients will eventually correct her.
My advice: keep lovely laser copies of all your own great stuff, build yourself a bitchin’ portfolio and get ready to move up when she gets canned or maybe start dreaming about your own piece of street corner. But, remember this, even if you’re really good, even if you have the greatest stage name ever — even if the john is Richard Gere — Peach, you are a filthy whore, like everyone else. We all sell stuff to buy other stuff and we all have to deal with the difficult people on top from time to time.
Be a better whore. Work on your technique. Take it with a smile. Keep good records. And let old Ruby know how it works out.
Does Ruby know what’s best for you? Just ask.
