With friends like these
China is rapidly becoming a world superpower, if it hasn’t achieved that ranking already. But with around 1.5 billion people, it is inevitable that you’re going to find a few short bus riders amongst the group…
Coming from the HuffPo, Man Dies After Eel Is Inserted In His Rectum.
A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum by friends as, reports claim, a joke.
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While doctors were initially baffled as to how the eel could have gotten there, the man’s friends allegedly confessed that they had inserted the live creature as a joke after a bout of heavy drinking.
You know, I have engaged in a few bouts of heavy drinking, mixed with “jokes”, especially when I was an undergrad in college. But we never thought of inserting live creatures into the bodily orifices of our passed out comrades!
Seriously, haven’t these guys ever heard of Sharpies? Maybe buckets of warm water? Heck, one time we even convinced a girl of… exceptionally large proportions(?) … to strip down and cuddle up with one of our buddies when he crashed on the couch, for the purpose of future photographic humiliation.
But we never ran down to the lake, grabbed some kind of aquatic animal like a small mouthed bass or a northern pike, and tried anal insertions…
Something seriously wrong with this group of people…
Seriously wrong.
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You know, if they had at least killed the eel first . . .