It’s about time The Bachelorette changed its format and moved locations, even if that new location is Canada. Was that really Canada? I’m actually in Canada right now… Toronto to be exact. It’s a nice city, but their KitKat’s taste different. However, I’ve heard Whistler is amazing and I’ve heard right.

On another note… Jilly? Really? Really.

Finally, Ozone gets some one-on-one time. He’s cute and fun. But he reminds me of a little brother you usually want around, but at times, you want to lock him in the closet, or push him down the stairs, or give him a noogie. Then they went to dinner (btw, if some of those bottles are from the 1800’s, I don’t think it would be wise to consume them) and he totally changed my mind about him! He finally told her about the crush he has on her (lord knows we’ve heard it 100 times) and that he fell in love with the idea of dating her. He’s no longer Ozone, he’s Michael, and I know she gave him the rose, but I hope she gives him a real shot at winning… her (whah whah). Group date… snowmobiling. I liked how she chose Robby to ride with her, but maybe the guys are right. I like Robby, but a 25 year old bartender? Who hasn’t kissed a girl in 2 years? I don’t know about him. Kiptyn is so in the top 3, no need for further discussion. Reid is growing on me a bit… in a dorky, boyish kind of way. He’s not gonna make it, but when he heads back to Philly, the girls will show up for him. Shit, that dork from Average Joe was like a celebrity when he went back to NY.

Jesse’s date was so cool. It really did look like they were the only ones on earth. Beaches and islands are amazing, but so are mountains and glaciers. Did he really compare that day to getting a Tonka truck when he was 6? He needs to get out more. I’m glad he asked Jillian if she was willing to move, rather than stay in Vancouver. I mean what is he gonna do, move his vineyard? But Earth to Jesse, she said she’d move in a few years. You better sort that out beforehand or that relationship is going nowhere fast.

Wes is such a grease-ball. He basically called himself out when he plugged his CD. I’m surprised he didn’t look directly at the camera, state the day of its release and wink. If Jillian doesn’t see through him at this point (which apparently she does not), she’s brainwashed and partially braindead.

Can we discuss SpEd (Special Ed)? Did he not know what he was getting into when he signed on? Didn’t he work something out with his employer? And he wanted to keep the rose because he thought no one else should have it? Actually, anyone else should have it SpEd! Forget the guy with the girlfriend… how about the guy who got a rose and walked away.

I’m glad Mark is gone, whoever that was… and he totally pulled a LeBron and didn’t shake hands with anyone. Sore loser.

I can’t wait to see which strapping man can’t “pitch a tent” when duty calls.

Top 3 suitors: Kiptyn, Jesse, and Wes (which is like “ew'” spelled backwards, without the ‘s’)

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