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Scott Stein,

Played chess

Worked on proposal for 70-year mortgage

Praised the civil rights movement

Complained that NFL rules make the game soft

Brainstormed ways to feed homeless people

Danced to Y.M.C.A.

Celebrated immigration for strengthening the United States

Tried to figure out what magnets are

Sat quietly on the other side of the room and read a Faulkner novel

 

Scott Stein

Scott Stein's most recent novels are The Great American Deception, which received a starred review from Publishers Weekly, and The Great American Betrayal, which Vulture.com named one of "The Best Comedy Books of 2022." His older novels are Lost and Mean Martin Manning and his short satire and fiction have been published in The Oxford University Press Humor Reader, McSweeney's,The G.W. Review, Points in Case, Liberty, National Review, and Art Times. He is a professor of English at Drexel University. His author site is scottsteinonline.com and you can find him on Bluesky at sstein.bsky.social.
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