Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen of the press and America out there in the audience, as you know I have lately and suddenly been the subject of a veritable hailstorm of accusations; very vague and unsupported accusations and I have been required to respond without full knowledge of the events being referred to and these are, as you have seen, all much more than ten years old.  I have denied them. They are unsupported and responsible members of the media have moved on. Others have not as is their prerogative. Now. There has been some improvement on that front. There is now a woman, Ms Bialek, who has come forward with lurid details and accusing me of actions that clearly are criminal and violently so. Let me set the record straight right here and right now. These are my recollections, clearly she remembers things differently. Ms Bialek did indeed contact me and arrange an appointment. I did escort Ms Bialek, at my expense, to a dinner that was principally a business dinner and I did get her accommodations upgraded, at no expense to me, to a suite. I did drive her to her hotel. Not at any time nor by anyone’s definition did I make any inappropriate physical contact with Ms Bialek meaning no more than a handshake and perhaps a friendly hug. But I did at one point grab the woman’s pussy.

Now. I see the response out there among the liberal press elites. What is this man doing going around grabbing young women’s pussies? I don’t know what has happened in this country and I think, I know there are very many Americans out there that feel the same. It is Political Correctness run amok and the liberal prudes and scolds that are doing so much to ban our salt and tax our tobacco are behind it, bringing down a black man who dares to step off, okay? of their liberal plantation. I ask you, what is wrong with grabbing a woman’s pussy? If my daddy had not grabbed my momma’s pussy when he had the opportunity I would not be here, okay? And none of you would be here either. I mean, if my daddy had not grabbed my momma’s pussy I would not be here, clearly, and therefore you all would have no reason to be here but if in their time and in their ways YOUR daddies had not grabbed your momma’s pussy you not only would not be here, in Phoenix in this Marriott or wherever the hell we are, but you would not BE! You would never have been born, think about it! So if you in the press and in the political establishments are going to create a world where a man cannot grab a woman’s pussy you are messing with your own existence! And that just is not smart. And this will be the last time I speak on these matters.

I hope in light of these new developments we can put all this behind us and tackle those real issues, as the American people want us to do, like the dire economic situation we face as a nation; the public debt, the growth of a government that is now too big to fail that is squeezing you and you and you and you and all of you down so small where you can barely keep up, much less get ahead. I am here promoting and explaining my 9-9-9 plan which, no, is not cribbed from The Sims, whatever that is. And we will discuss Healthcare Deform as well as other topics, the utter foolishness of Global Warning Hysteria and maybe abortion. I am against that.

Now.

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