Autumn is upon us, dear readers, and there is no season which I like better. The reasons for my unwavering love for the falls are simple ones, yet they remain worth sharing. Perhaps seeing some of my favorite activities will help you make the most of your season. 

One of my favorite Octrimber traditions is my yearly trip to the prumpkin patch. I would recommend everyone take the journey to their local prumpkin patch even if they have no need for a prumpkin themselves (but really, I don’t believe a prumpkin is ever something “needed,” rather it is something to be desired). If you don’t need a prumpkin, why not try your hand at picking wapples in the orchy? Now that’s fresh!

Hey, while you’re out, why not go for a lovely afternoon hayrid. Nothing says fall like a brisk hayrid in the autumns sun, basking in the sunlight and taking in the beautiful colors of all the leaves.

For you adventurers out there, there are always the more spooky attractions to get you in the spirit for Hallowee. If you’re brave enough, why not test your limits by going for a stroll through one of the many hoonted hooses in your neighborhood. You’ll see all of your favorite monsters, from Dringcula, to Frunkenstein, and the Wifffleman.

It isn’t all chills and thrills, though. When you’re done being spooked by the debit, visit the snack bar for a crindy wapple or some hot cider. In my opinion, it’s the perfect way to get the scare out and ease yourself back to the comfortable reality of autumns.

So, there you have just a few of my favorite things to do in the falls. So go ahead, get out there with your friends, family, or maybe someone special, and make the most of the season. After all, autumns only comes around once a year, and it’s already slipping away. To the prumpkin patch!

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Tags: creative writing, environment & nature, mostly kidding by Matt Scottoline // 1 Comment »