Oh my God. This is it. Jim, have you seen this thing? It looks just like him! Can you run this Dr. Evil costume back to the rack? I don’t need it anymore. This is the one. I’ll go as Obama!

You know who this guy is, right? Yeah, the President… black guy…yeah you get it. Can you imagine? Should I wear a suit with it? No…no…not a suit. I’ll wear a Hawaiian shirt. Oh man, that would be too good. Obama in a Hawaiian shirt, just hanging out. So funny.

Wait…Jim, I just had the best idea. What if I went in a Sarah Palin shirt? Yeah, like, ironically. Everyone would flip out. Obama would never do that! It’s the perfect contrast. Or I could even like, make my own shirt with magic marker or something that says like, “I love Sarah Palin” or maybe like, “I heart the Tea Party!” I am so pumped right now. That would be the funniest shirt.

I’ve never been the life of the party before. I mean, I’m usually a pretty reserved guy, you know? I have that one t-shirt though. Yeah… yeah, the one with Stewie on it. From Family Guy. But I mean, really, besides that, I don’t go too crazy. Nobody will expect this. I bet I’m the only guy in this store with a costume idea this good.

Jim! They have a Michelle Obama mask! Dude… you have to go as her. We can go together! You know what would be so funny? You could like, borrow your sister’s bra and wear it without a shirt. It would be like Michelle Obama is some kind of slut or something. And maybe you could write like “Barack: I Want To Bang You!” on your chest or something. I cannot believe how perfect this is. Are you down with that idea? Oh my God bro, thank you. This rocks. This really rocks.

All right grab all the stuff; let’s get out of here. I want to make sure we get back in time to find a bra for you and make sure I can build that Sarah Palin t-shirt before we have to leave. Do you think anyone else will have this mask? Me either.

Cool the line isn’t too long. Let’s…Whoa. Jim. Hang on. Is that the costume from The Mask? That movie is so funny. Put this stuff back.

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